Monday Night: Wife: Aaj tum daaru peeke aaye ho ! Kyun?
Husband : Arre Aaj office mai foreign clients k saath meeting thi to peeni padi
Tuesday Night: Wife: Aaj tum fir daaru peeke aaye ho ! Kyun?
Husband : Arre Aaj mere ek friend ki engagement thi to Usne party di isliye
Wednesday Night: Wife: Aaj bhi tum peeke aaye..
Husband: Arre Aaj ek friend ka breakup ho gaya...WO bahut udaas tha to Uska mood fresh karne ke liye...
Thursday Night: Wife: Aaj fir se...Ab kiska breakup ho gaya?
Husband: Breakup nahi....Aaj Office mai work load bahut tha...bahut tension thi....isliye
Friday Night: Wife: Aaj kyun?
Husband : Arre jis friend ki engagement thi na Tuesday ko, Aaj uski shaadi thi...to khushi ke mauke pe to....samajh gayi na
Saturday Night: Wife: hmmm...Ab?
Husband : Aaj purane school friends mil gaye the to WO disco le gaye aur zabardasti pila di...maine bahut mana bhi kiya par maane nahi...
Sunday Night: Wife (gusse se): Ab Aaj kya ho gaya..Husband : AAJ MERA MOOD THA :D :P