Sunday, 27 November 2016

   The Most Heart Breaking moment in my childhood...
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Jab guest hame 100/- dete hain, but mom le jati hain

Friday, 25 November 2016

Kid: Uncle condom do.
Dukandar: Dotted, Extra Dotted ya Flavoured konsa du...
Kid: Jo v dedo, mujhe to usme pani bhar ke fainkna hai...

Saturday, 19 November 2016

Pappu Bachpan Mein Bada Hi Shaitan Tha, Aur Badi Sharate Kiya Karta Tha. Ek Din Uske Rishtedari Mein Ek Shadi Thi, Santa-Preeto Iss Shart Par Shaadi Mein Lekar Jate Hai Ki Wo Kisi Se Kuch Bolega Nahi.
 Pappu Shart Maan Kar Shadi Mein Aa Jata Hai, Aur Shart Ke Mutabik Kisi Se Kuch Nahi Bolta Hai.
 Lekin Thodi Hi Der Mein Ek Aadmi Pappu Ki Shikayat Lekar Santa-Preeto Ke Paas Aa Jata Hai Aur Bolta Hai, Aadmi: “Aapka Bachha Bahut Hi Gande-Gande Ishare Kar Raha Hai”.
Santa: “Kis Tarah Ke Ishare Kar Raha Tha?”
Admi: “Pehle To Usne Hath Mein Lund Bana Kar Dikhaya, Phir Hath Mein Chut Bana Kar Dikhayi Aur Uske Baad Hath Se Chodne Ka Ishara Karne Laga”.
Santa Ne Pappu Ko Bulaya Aur Usko Bahut Danta Aur Pucha: “Kya Gande-Gande Ishare Kar Raha Tha Be Tu?”.
Pappu: “Main To Hath Se Lund Bana Kar Inse Puch Raha Tha Ki Aap Ladke Walo Ki Taraf Se Ho Kya?” Jab Ye Kuch Nahi Bole To Mene Chut Bana Kar Pucha Ki Aap Ladki Walo Ki Taraf Se Ho Kya? Jab Ye Dono Baar Mein Kuch Nahi Bole Tab Mene Inse Ishare Mein Pucha: “Jab Ladka Aur Ladki Kisi Bhi Side Se Nahi Ho To Yaha Kya Gand Marvane Aaye Ho?“

Friday, 18 November 2016

Boy: You are so beautiful...
Girl: Babaji ka thullu.
Boy: I Love You...
Girl: Babaji ka thullu.
Boy: I bought a new Ring for you...
Girl: Really...
Boy: Babaji ka thullu...

Thursday, 17 November 2016

1 Pari Ne Dekha K 1 Sher Khargosh ka picha kar raha hai, Pari ne rok k kaha k agr tum aesa na karo to me tum dono ki 3 wish dungi, Sher: Mere ilawa is jungle k tamam shero ko sherniya bana do, Khargosh: Ek helmet chahiye Sher: Braber waley jungle k tamam sher sherniya bana do, Khargosh: Ek bike dedo Sher: dunya k sher sherniya bana do, Khargosh ne bike start ki helmet pehna aur bola: Is bc ki LULLI kat do :P
Ek R@ndi apni cht mein dettol laga rahi thi... Uski dost ne pucha: Behen, yeh...kya kar rahi ho...? Randi boli: Kuch nahi, bus yuhi... Diwali ki saaf safaai..

Tuesday, 15 November 2016

Teacher- Agar Tere pas 5 Books Hain Aur Me 3 Books Dungi To Tere Pas Kitne Books Honge?
Pappu- 8 Books...
Teacher- Right Answer. Ab Thoda Hard Question...
Agar Tere Pas 563 Books Hain Aur Me 754 Books Dungi To Tere Pas Kitne Books Honge?
Pappu- Pura ka Pura Library...